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ETCT MOVED…a really long time ago.
January 3, 2006 – 3:28
I have a gun & I’m not afraid to use it
December 28, 2005 – 5:35
So, this is what it comes down to now. Santa screwed me over, he must be a tool fan…f-ing figures. After spending an enjoyable Christmas morning in the ER and not getting any of the things on my list, I am now boycotting Santa Claus. I’m also holding the cute little tool hostage until my [...]
Just wait ’till NEXT year!
December 22, 2005 – 23:26
No matter how many times I hear it, I just never get tired of it. Oh wait, yes…yes I do get tired of it. cryolina–always living a year in the past with one eye focused towards a year in the future. Bah.
“nobody cares if you run the table..this is a prelude to [...]
If you’d be so kind…
December 22, 2005 – 22:31
As to take a few minutes to visit the Animal Aid Association: Chow Chow Rescue blog here at WordPress.com, I’d be grateful. If your a cryolina fan, I’ll even make a post publically stating that you are the greatest. I will not add anything negative about Duke to it, though, and I doubt anyone gives [...]
Live from ETCT, it’s MELTDOWN TIME!
December 22, 2005 – 1:13
Well, that was just plain UGLY!! So Cryolina loses to USC 74-59. The silence is deafening in this house. Can anyone say, “meltdown?” For my part, please note that I haven’t yet said a mean word to my Tarhole & I won’t until at least tommorrow sometime. He’s not happy, [...]
I feel so dirty
December 21, 2005 – 0:54
I had an appointment today and was in a huge rush. I threw on some pants and grabbed a navy blue sweatshirt out of a stack of clean clothes I hadn’t had a chance to put up yet. On the way to the car I noticed it….that hideous baby blue color…with the words, [...]
Lessons in the use of the F word
December 19, 2005 – 6:07
In spite of my Tarhole’s incessant whining & bitching (1)Duke beat the mighty Valpo Crusaders 104-77. Which I really needed after that Cowboys debacle. And the Falcons didn’t treat me any better, but that’s okay, I figure Santa is just trying to teach me a little lesson in humility. I’d just like [...]
Other than that mess of a FB game…
December 18, 2005 – 23:03
…it’s finally Sunday!! Two hours until game time. My Official Gameday Outfit is clean, and everything else is ready for the game. (Except for figuring out a way to get rid of my Tarhole, who is just full of himself today, and I’ve got to come up with something better than flat [...]
Pulling my hair out
December 14, 2005 – 1:17
I’m starting to get the impression that this whole Duke vs. cryolina thing has finally gone just a bit off the deep end, at least in this house. It’s one thing to be a Duke obsessed fan engaged to an obsessed Tarhole, obviously that is something about which we are going to, “disagree.” [...]
Countdown until Sunday…
December 13, 2005 – 5:38
Make Your Own SouthPark Character. This wasted approximately one hour of my time. Seriously.
(hat tip: because the world is round)
GO FALCONS!!
Cravings…
December 13, 2005 – 3:47
Well, thanks alot. Now I’m craving a BBQ sandwich and hushpuppies at 11:00pm. But that’s okay because I have, um, roasted peanuts…well, at least the Falcons are whoopin’ a lil’ arse.
(Can you tell the boredom is getting to me? Did I mention I can’t wait until Sunday?)
Obsession Question
December 12, 2005 – 5:42
Oh, you silly tools! Thanks for the support–all 18 pages of it! I love all of you, too! *blush*
Just what are we so happy about?
December 11, 2005 – 7:21
I so hate to be the one that ruins the party, I really do. But, alas, I’m afraid it is up to lil’ ol’ me to be the one to let all of my fellow Blue Devil fans out there know that we apparently still suck, so please pay no attention to that smackdown [...]
Me: YES!!! My Tarhole: WAAAHHH!
December 10, 2005 – 22:03
That pretty much sums up things around here. Of course there’s more to it (it’s a cryolina/Duke household, oh me, oh my…the drama) but unfortunately (fortunately?) I’m unable to put it all into those word thingies right now!
Go share your post game thoughts with those of like minds (for the most part, anyway) or go [...]
Perhaps Tarhole breeding should be illegal
December 9, 2005 – 0:16
Today I finally got my laptop out of the box it was in due to moving. It has all my pictures, for about the past two-three years stored on it and I wanted to get them moved. So, like a dumb arse, I plug it in and hit the power button…of course it [...]
Weblog Awards My Arse!
December 8, 2005 – 20:23
I had my suspicions about these so called, “Weblog Awards,” and now I know that I was correct, they’re just evil and wouldn’t know a good weblog if it bit them on the arse!
This definitely calls for a peaceful (of course) protest!
Thanks alot for the let down Dubya and St. Louis…;)
December 8, 2005 – 4:22
For the record, I have no choice but to Blame Bush for St. Louis’ loss. While some may say Liberal Larry is a nut, his philosophy that Bush is to blame for anything and everything sometimes works for me
So, (24)Cryolina beat St. Louis 75-63. This means that all my excitement and [...]
More expert opinions…
December 8, 2005 – 3:49
….from cryolina fans.
My favorite part, “Also they really do get ALL OF THE CALLS!” That’s my favorite line of all time, especially coming from Tool fans of all people. I mean, they never get any calls, right? Ugh.
Way to go Duke….Go St. Louis!!
December 8, 2005 – 3:39
As everyone by now already knows, (1)Duke beat Penn 72-59. Although this blog is not here to comment soley upon Duke news, etc. as there are many sites which already do this way better than I ever could, I’d still like to throw in my opinion that Dockery is playing awesome! It’s amazing [...]
Halftime
December 8, 2005 – 0:59
So far so good! Is it just me or do the guys seem to be performing a bit better tonight? Here’s to not losing it in the second half….GO DUKE!!
Another gameday, another Birthday
December 7, 2005 – 21:24
It’s 4pm…I have a ton of things to do and my Official Gameday Duke Pants and T-Shirt are dirty…without which, there is no way that Duke can beat Penn tonight and the game is in three hours!! So, of course I’m wasting time posting this as if more than one person will read it. [...]
This just in…
December 7, 2005 – 2:00
Late Breaking News from my Tarhole: All Duke, “girls,” are UGLY! This includes students, alumni, the cheerleaders and the fans. One must also assume it includes the players, since they are all faggots, as previously reported by my Tarhole. Now, if my one reader out there will excuse me (Hi Greg!), I [...]
If I could only get inside of his head…
December 7, 2005 – 1:43
I bet I’d still have no clue. I made the mistake of mentioning that Duke is probably (okay, is) one of the most hated teams in the country. Me, obviously lacking in logic skills, figured he’d agree or say, “yep, and I’m the president of the hater’s club,” or something along those lines. [...]
OMG! I can’t believe I didn’t notice before now….
December 6, 2005 – 9:43
that Coach K is without a soul…he is, in fact, SATAN, and I just feel so stupid for not realizing this before…I must repent before it is too late! May God have mercy on my soul, if I still have one….ugh…never ends.
My bad, it’s (the following) a joke, just not a very funny one! [...]
Feelin’ the…HATE, BABY!
December 6, 2005 – 5:17
I’m not one to sit and ponder why it seems like everyone in the free world hates Duke so much. Probably because I don’t give a shit. I do find it quite humorous at times, though.
I swear, this is one Tarheel ya gotta love…or not, whatever.
Why I love my Tarhole, even though he is, well, a real tool
December 6, 2005 – 2:56
I left out something in my previous post. Sometime later while I was perusing the TDD Hoops BBS (which is a great community for college basketball fans in general, although it’s a plus if you are a Duke fan) and minding my own business, still a bit high off of that game ending, I had [...]
A Sunday from Hell…Almost
December 6, 2005 – 2:45
After a bit of sleep and retrospection (not to mention seeing the replay of Dockery-The Man-and his game saving, buzzer beater shot a few million times) I now feel calm enough to add abit of detail of my almost horrifying Sunday.
It begins with football, specifically the Atlanta Falcons/Carolina Panthers game. As you might guess, my [...]
Can this relationship be saved?
December 6, 2005 – 2:41
After Duke’s recent heart stopping win against Virginia Tech, I began to ponder if my relationship is doomed. In fact, I am in awe that we have managed to make it this far, considering he is a fanatical, irrational cryolina tarhole fan. I’m an equally fanatical Duke fan myself, although I am completely rational–which goes [...]
