So, this is what it comes down to now. Santa screwed me over, he must be a tool fan…f-ing figures. After spending an enjoyable Christmas morning in the ER and not getting any of the things on my list, I am now boycotting Santa Claus. I’m also holding the cute little tool hostage until my Tarhole stops trying to use his own brand of college hoops logic. Sadly, the little guy will most likely wind up dead.

Anyone else catch that Gonzaga/Memphis game? We did here. Guess what? The usual tool logic of Team A beats Team B, then Team B beats Team C proves that Team A is therefore better than Team C as well as Team B does not apply when Team A=Duke, Team B=Memphis & Team C=Gonzaga. I guess that only applies if Team A=cryolina.

Basically, it just means that Duke sucks and is overrated (duh!) and the same goes for any other team they beat or could possibly beat, because if the lowly Blue Devils can beat you than obviously you really, really suck, no matter what you might hear otherwise. Tarhole logic at it’s finest. Besides, you must be willing to say anything to prevent the topic from changing to your recent pathetic loss against mighty USC. Besides, USC isn’t that bad of a team, I mean, after all, they beat cryolina so that automatically makes them tops.
What do you mean, you don’t get it? Come on, it’s not hard–it is Tarhole logic at it’s absolute best, after all.