This just in…

Late Breaking News from my Tarhole: All Duke, “girls,” are UGLY! This includes students, alumni, the cheerleaders and the fans. One must also assume it includes the players, since they are all faggots, as previously reported by my Tarhole. Now, if my one reader out there will excuse me (Hi Greg!), I must go figure out why in the hell he is engaged to ME, then. And to think, all this time I thought I was a beauty queen…I know damned well he isn’t with me for my superior intelligence.

Anybody got a number of a really good plastic surgeon? If so, please email me, I no longer want to scare the world with my ugly mug.

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2 Comments

  1. killjoy
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 16:00 | Permalink

    My guess is your probably good in bed and he likes the constant stream of sex. I’m a guy so I can honestly make the assumption. On a brighter note, he is with you, so that’s better than nothing.

    I’m in the same boat. Humans are messed up, it’s proven.

  2. the bluedevilyn
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 21:04 | Permalink

    “My guess is your probably good in bed and he likes the constant stream of sex.”

    I thought that was why *I* was with *him*….:)

    Guess I’ll never actually figure this out, huh?


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